1. Fully embrace welfare. Foods stamps (I know
     you've done), Wait for sec 8 ( I know you've
     done ) Welfare (find out what else they can 
     do for you.)

     With this find a job you can do at home. There
     are thousands of home based customer service
     reps in many industries that companies use to
     save money. You sit at home adn support calls
     are routed to you and many other people and
     you just help the people. Pick a topic you like
     find a company adn get hired. They of, course 
     will train you *

     Dance as you are able

2. Get a regular outside job